Is George's wife called "Fig"? - Yeah.
乔治的妻子叫 菲格？ - 嗯
"Fig"? What's her real name?
菲格？ 她真名叫什么？
Well, I genuinely can't remember.
我还真想不起来了
What was your nickname again?
你绰号叫什么来着？
"Mongo"? "Rumpy"?
"芒果"? "爱生气"?
I'm ashamed to say... it was "Skippy".
我不太好开口...是“海王”
Ew...
噫
I was kind of seen as the...
我当时差不多算是
captain of the party.
派对界呼风唤雨的老大哥
Oh, God!
天
♪ ...wanted to say ♪
♪ Only to realise ♪
♪ It never really was ♪
♪ She had a place in his life... ♪
Look, I feel like I should say they're really not...
真的 他们完全不是那种
- stereotypical posh people. - Really?
刻板印象中的上流人物 - 真的？
They're cool, I promise.
他们人很好的 我保证
And that's coming from "the captain of the party".
以上名言来自：派对界呼风唤雨的老大哥
Oh, God!
天
Text... from Claire.
是短信 克莱尔发的
Oh! Thank you.
啊 谢谢
'Mate!'
兄弟！
'Welcome back, you fuckin' legend!'
大传奇欢迎回家！
For fuck's sake!
真是服了
Who else is gonna be there?
还有谁会在？
Uh... yes. Just the old gang.
就那帮人
So... Archie, Fig, and George.
所以就 阿奇 菲格和乔治
And Claire.
还有克莱尔
Yeah! And Claire.
对 还有克莱尔
What?
怎么了？
♪ ...seems to be ♪
♪ Is always better than nothing ♪
♪ And nothing at all ♪
♪ Keeps sending him somewhere back in her long ago... ♪
都恨我
翻译：Slzyc 转载二压请注明译者谢谢
我的朋友
Hey, mate.
嘿小家伙
You all right?
还好吗？
Fuck!
妈的！
- Stop fucking... - Sorry, mate.
别他妈 - 对不起
Sorry, mate. Sorry.
对不起 伙计 对不起
Come here!
过来！
Come back, you cunt!
给我过来！你这个贱人
Come back!
过来！
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
糟了糟了糟了
Fuck, fuck, fuck... Fuck!
要命 要命 要命 干！
What the fuck?
什么破事啊
Hello. Excuse me, sorry...
你好 麻烦问一下
Um, I don't suppose you know
请问你知道
where Cleeve Hill Manor is, do you?
克利夫希尔庄园在哪吗？
I do, yeah.
知道 嗯
Could... Sorry, and could you tell me where it is?
抱歉 麻烦你能给我指下路吗？
I can, yeah.
可以 嗯
Good one, you got me.
厉害 吓到我了
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
抱歉 忍不住嘛
So, why d'you need to know? Lost?
所以为什么想问 迷路了？
Yes. - Thought as much.
是的 - 猜也猜到了
Yeah.
嗯
The old sat nav let you down, then, eh?
旧导航系统把你绕晕了是吗
- Surprise, surprise. - Yeah.
一点都不意外 - 是的
- Long journey? - Yah.
长途？ - 对
sort of late for my own party, actually. It's my birthday.
快赶不上自己的生日派对了
Yeah, you need to loop back round, through the red gate,
你得绕回去 穿过红门
bear left till you hit The Lamb Pub,
然后左转走到羔羊酒吧
then straight shot through Dawny, and it's on your left.
接着直走穿过Dawny 目标就在你左边了
Big iron-fronted thing.
有个很大的铁围栏
Yes, I remember. Thank you very much.
想起来了 非常感谢
Might come join you later!
我待会没准也加入你哦
Yeah, well, I'll tell the others know!
哈哈 那我得通知其他人准备一下
- Cheers again. Thanks. - Laters!
谢啦 - 再见！
It's party time!
该派对了！
The skipper is here!
海上领袖回来咯
Guys?
各位？
Guys?
有人吗？
你把电动牙刷落下了
啊靠麻烦你一起拿上吧 刚在休息站买了个甜甜圈 - “生日快乐”
哈哈 脏死了 幸好乔治今晚负责做饭 xx
怎么样了 生气了吗
在生气的路上了 x
Back in a sec, mate!
我马上回来
All right?
还好吗？
Hope you guys have been having a nice time?
大家玩得还开心？
What the fuck?
什么啊
- Yeah, my thoughts exactly. - Pete...
我也正想说呢 - 皮特
What are you doing here?
你来干什么？
- Fuck off, Archie. - No seriously, mate.
阿奇快得了 - 我说真的 兄弟
Oh, no!
不会吧
George's invite...
难道是乔治的邀请贴
- This is awful. - What?
这下尴尬了 - 怎么了？
That was a joke, mate.
邀请贴是和你开玩笑呢 兄弟
No, seriously, I mean,
我认真的 你想
why would George want somebody else's birthday at his house?
为什么乔治会想在自己家给别人办生日派对？
Jokes, mate!
骗到你啦
- Stop it! - Oh, my God! Here he is!
别摆脸了！- 天呐终于来了
Oh, hey!
嗨
- Hey, stranger! - Hi, Claire Bear.
好久不见 - 你好啊 克莱熊
Oh, my God, were you... were you waiting long?
天 你是不是等很久了？
No, no, just like... half an hour, hour and a half.
没有的 也就半小时 一个半小时吧
So good to see that you got here in one piece!
你能安全过来真是太好了
You're looking trim, mate. You look amazing.
状态不错啊 还苗条了不少
Thanks. Thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah. Well...
谢谢 谢谢你 谢谢你 嗯 是的
Yeah, I guess the Lebanese food is...
看来是黎巴嫩的食物
...fucking disgusting?
特别倒胃口？
No, just a lot of fibre and pulses.
没有 只是纤维和豆子加的比较多
You have a bit of a beard as well.
还留了点胡子
Looks great.
好看
You all right?
还好吗？
Yeah, fine, yeah.
嗯 不错 嗯
Look, sorry, we thought you'd be ages
抱歉 我们还以为你堵路上了呢
cos of the accident on the M5.
因为M5高速路上的交通事故
No. No, I just, uh...
没有 我就是
got lost and couldn't get through to you guys.
迷路了结果还联系不上你们
Oh, shit. Well, we left you a note...
啊 惨 我们给你留了字条的
- Where? - Here you bell-end.
哪里？ - 这里啊你个王八
Where was that?
哪里放着的？
我们都在酒吧 口渴！
Found him!
找到他了！
No, seriously, Harry... Harry, take it... Take it back!
我认真的 哈里 哈里 快抱回去！
All right, all right. - I'll take it.
好好 - 来给我
Arch, be careful.
阿奇 小心点
Sorry, should probably introduce myself to the birthday boy.
抱歉 该先给寿星介绍一下自己的
- All right, mate? - Leader of the pack, huh?
你好 - 看来这就是老大了？
I heard a lot about you.
听过不少你的传奇事迹呢
Apparently, one of the funniest guys on the planet.
那这就是全球最好玩的人之一咯
Oh, come here, you big fanny!
来抱一下！别这么母
Birthday boy needs a hug... and a stripper.
寿星可不能少了拥抱和 脱衣舞了
- And that's me! - Oh...
这我都能做到
Oh, yeah.
没错哦
- Shh! - Oh!
- 嘘!
Hey, what's that? Fuckin' hell!
等等等等 是什么 妈的
Yeah, you gave me a boner.
你让我起反应了
What? You got an erection?
啊？你勃起了？
- It's just... just my phone. - He's got an erection!
是我的手机而已 - 他竖小帐篷了！
None of that! I'm not here for that, mate.
才不要 我可不做这种事
- Go and help Archie, Harry. - I'm not here for that!
哈里去帮阿奇吧 - 我可是正经人
Stop molesting Pete, all right?
别骚扰皮特啦
- Jeez! - Oh, my God!
- 天 - 我的天啊
Who is that?
他是谁？
We found him down the pub.
我们在酒吧找到他的
He was challenging farmers to rap battles.
他当时在和农民饶舌对战
You'll love him, he is classic. A real local.
你一定喜欢的 他超厉害 真正的本地人
How is the portraiture, Claire? You, got any new commissions?
肖像画得怎么样了克莱尔 有接到新的约稿吗
Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine.
嗯 还可以
What does that mean?
什么意思？
I sometimes feel
就是觉得
that I don't really have anything to say as an artist.
我作为供稿人在这方面没什么能说的
You know, I'm just...
我就只是
like, I'm just a stupid posh girl
就是个上流圈子的蠢女孩
painting portraits of other posh people.
给其他上流圈子的人画肖像而已
You're being really hard on yourself.
你对你自己太严格了
I mean, I'd love to see any new stuff.
倒不是说不希望你继续画了
- Uh, rule number seven! - What's that?
踩第七条规则了 - 什么？
- Oh... - Oh, it was "no talking shop".
是 不准谈论工作
Yeah! No, no, you really should drink for that, Pete.
对 你得罚一杯了 皮特
Right, got it. Understood.
好 了解
"Oonderstood..." "Oonderstood!"
了儿--解！了儿--解！
Mate, are you speaking in a northern accent?
你是在用北方口音吗？
What?
什么？
All night your accent's been northern.
你这一整晚都是北方口音
Is this part of your new 'edgy Pete'?
是你”边缘皮特“人设的新设定吗
'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys,
”边缘皮特“？抱歉
am I speaking in a northern accent right now?
我现在说话是北方口音？
Shut up, Arch. Just down your drink, Pete.
闭嘴吧阿奇 皮特喝你的就是了
You did break a rule.
毕竟你确实踩线了
- OK. - Drink it, mate!
好 - 快喝
Down it, down it, down it...
干了！干了！干了
Down it! Down it! Down it...!
干了！干了！干了
There's a lot... lot in there.
这一杯可真不少
Oh, come on.
啊 拜托
- What's that? - Gonna leave a bit in there.
怎么了？- 要稍微留点
A really funny thing happened to me on the way up here.
我过来的时候遇到了一件特别有趣的事
Well, not really funny... quite funny.
倒也不是特别有趣 是挺有趣的
- Yeah, when I was lost... - Arch, check this out!
我迷路时... - 阿奇快看
...messing about on country roads,
在路上瞎晃
I got a bit lost as you got from my texts...
我迷路了 也有发短信给你说
Have a look.
快看
...searching for that bloody red gate!
努力找那扇破红门
Oh, my God, it won!
靠！我赢钱了！
This guy told me to put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1.
这家伙推荐我给赛马下注 1赔84的赔率
It's just come in fucking second!
赛马刚跑到第二名了！
I'm up five hundred quid!
赌金都已经涨到500英镑了！
Bloody hell! Why didn't you bet yourself?
天呐 你怎么不自己去下注
Oh, I don't like to gamble. It's a dirty habit.
我不喜欢赌博 不是个正经爱好
It's, like, figuring out the odds.
想摸清赔率什么的
You know, I'm Devon's answer to Rain Man!
我是英国产的赌侠吗
Sorry, Pete, you was telling a story?
抱歉 皮特 你刚在讲故事来着？
Oh, yeah. Uh...
嗯对
Well, it was just about me on the way up here.
就是我在路上的事
I was pretty f... I mean,
我当时 怎么说
I was lost, basically, completely and utterly,
基本上可以说是完全迷路了
and I was forced to interact with this really strange man,
然后没办法我只能向一个很奇怪的男人问路
kind of a cliché spooky local type character. Um...
那种恐怖片里老套的诡异本地人样子
I wound down the window and said,
我摇下窗户问他
"Excuse me, do you know the way to Cleeve Hill Manor?",
“打扰一下 请问克利夫希尔庄园怎么走”
to which he replied, "Yerp!"
他回复"似的"
But then didn't tell me.
但是又没给我指路
Just silence.
也没说话
So I said, "Well, could you tell me where it is, please?",
所以我又问“可以请你给我具体指下路吗“
to which he replied, "Yerp, I can."
然后他又回复"似的 可以"
So, I was just thinking, "Oh, God,
我脑子里想“天啊
"please gimme a break here, dude.
饶了我吧 兄弟”
"I feel like I'm in a bad horror film or something."
"我像是在哪部烂俗恐怖片里一样"
And then, as I drove off, he shouted, "See ya later",
接着我开车走的时候 他大喊”待会儿见哦“
and I just thought, "Jesus Christ, I really hope I don't."
我脑子里喊道"不要了吧 真的不想见您"
Sorry, guys, this is Norman.
抱歉打断一下 这是诺曼
And Norman, this is Harry, Archie, Claire.
诺曼 这是哈里 阿奇 克莱尔
You know Fig, obviously.
你认识菲格
- And this is Pete. - All right?
然后这是皮特 - 大家好吗
I've filled the ice machine in the cellar.
我把地窖里的制冰机装满了
Thank you so much. What you drinking?
太感谢了 要喝点什么吗？
Nah, you're all right.
就不打扰了
I'll leave you to your funny impressions.
好让你们继续搞笑模仿秀
No, that wasn't... That wasn't an impression of you.
没有的 那不是在模仿你
Now he's lying as well.
这下又开始撒谎了
Oh, I switched the heating on in the pool, too,
我把泳池的加热器也打开了
in case you wanted to brave it.
万一有人想玩水
- Thanks, Norman. - Thank you so much.
谢谢你诺曼 非常感谢
See you, then.
再见
- Happy birthday. - Oh, thanks.
- 生日快乐 - 啊 谢谢
Right.
对了
You know what room you're staying in, Pete?
皮特 你知道你住哪间房吗
I didn't want to presume.
我不着急的
The Rose room. So, lovely double for you and Sonia.
是玫瑰房 给你和索尼娅留的双人间哦
Great.
真棒
But Harry is gonna be on the sofa bed for tonight,
但是哈里今晚要睡你房间的沙发床
is that cool?
可以吗？
Awesome.
好啊
Long hot soak for your bones.
长时间泡热水澡对骨头好
Nothing better.
特别好
Don't worry, I won't be long.
不用担心 马上完事
I'm mainly doing the upper lip.
我基本上只刮上嘴唇
Only place I can seem to grow it.
唯一有在长胡子的地方了
So, how do you know this lot, then?
你怎么认识这帮人的
Uh, we are friends from university.
我们大学时是朋友
They're a cracking lot.
这帮人都挺疯
Cracking.
疯
Fun though, innit?
好玩 对吧
University?
大学？
No, being with your mates.
不是 和好友一起疯
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
啊对 是
How old are you lot?
你多大了？
Well, I'm thirty-one exactly.
我刚31岁
Thirty-one, having fun.
31啊 好好玩吧
How old do you think I am?
你觉得我像多少
- Thirty-six? - Forty!
36岁？ - 40了！
Forty years old.
40岁
Thick at the base,
根部粗
goes into a point,
头部细
slightly strangulated in the middle.
中间稍微有点勒
Excuse me? - Your cock!
是说？ - 你的二弟！
So it's true, then.
看来是真的了
You are the shy one.
你就是那个害羞鬼
Fucking... what?
什么？
Fucking make an effort, mate.
至少穿得像个人点吧
- There he is... - Hey!
在这啊 - 嘿
- Smells so good. - Got a drink?
好香 - 喝点吗？
- Um... I think I'm OK for now. - Mate, come on!
我还是稍微悠着点 - 拜托
You're having a little wicky with me, mate.
你必须得和我来点威士忌
OK.
好吧
- Hey. - Oh, yep. Thank you.
给 - 好 谢谢
- Don't tell Pops. - Absolutely not. Cheers!
- 别说出去哦 - 当然不会 干杯
- Cheers! - Cheers, mate! Cheers!
- 干杯！ - 干杯 干杯
Dude, it is, um... It is so nice of you to do all this.
真的 谢谢你做的这一切
Weird thing to say. You're still one of my best mates, Pete.
听着可能有些怪 但皮特你还是我死党之一啊
Obviously!
那必须嘛
No, I just... I don't know.
我就是 我也不知道
Yeah, these last few years have been so crazy,
过去几年发生了太多事
and I feel bad I haven't been back more.
我一直很愧疚没能回来看看
Pete, you were always gonna do something different.
皮特 你注定要做些特别的事情的
Selfishly, I've missed you, but... this refugee shit -
自私点说 我确实不想你走 不过难民这事
I'm fucking proud of you. It sounds heavy.
我真为你骄傲 一般人做不来
Thanks, man, that means so much coming from you.
谢谢 能从你口中听到对我很重要
No, you're actually doing something good.
真的 你真的是在做好事
You know, making up for your past crimes.
还能弥补过去的罪行
What do you mean, "past crimes"?
“过去的罪行”是什么意思？
Well, no, I mean, just being a reprobate.
没有我只是想玩点黑色幽默而已
Right. Yeah.
对 也是
Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it cos I'm passionate about it.
而且毕竟我是主动想要做这些事的
Yeah. Of course.
嗯 当然
Oh, man, Harry...
啊哈里
- He is a character. - Yeah, he is ridiculous.
他不一般啊 - 是 他确实很离谱
- Yeah. He's kind of... - Fucking funny.
他这人 - 超级好玩
Yeah, it's weird, I, uh...
有点奇怪
I almost feel, like... shy around him.
他在场时我总觉得有些放不开
Why?
为什么？
I don't know.
我也不知道
Yeah, I don't know. It's weird.
我也不知道 很奇怪
I mean, you didn't tell him I was shy, did you?
你没有告诉过他我很害羞吧？
What? No! We told him you were great.
什么？没有啊 我们告诉他你人很好的
Yeah. Forget it.
也是 当我没说
So, tell me about you and Sonia! All going well?
快说说你和索尼娅的事 进展怎么样了
Oh, yes. Yeah, really well.
嗯 很不错
And actually, you're the first person, of course, that I'm telling this to... - Uh-oh.
其实这是我第一次给别人透露这事 - 啊哦
...but I'm thinking of proposing.
我打算求婚
We're to France in June,
我们六月要去法国
and it just feels like the right time.
感觉时机最合适不过了
Oh, mate, that's awesome.
那太棒了
Yeah, well, I mean, assuming she says yes.
当然 我先假定她会同意
Ooh, yeah. God, that would be very awkward.
天 那不然会尴尬死
Maybe don't do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
还是不要在埃菲尔铁塔塔顶时求婚
It's a long walk down.
下去的路会很漫长的
Yeah, oh, and maybe, you know, don't tell Claire.
对了 这件事还是不要告诉克莱尔
Why?
为什么
Pete. Come on.
皮特 拜托
She's clearly still a bit in love with you.
她很明显还对你有点感情
She might not take it well.
你说出来她可能不好接受
Yeah, of course.
对 也是
Poor Claire.
可怜的克莱尔
Yeah, you should know, man, she, uh...
嗯 你要知道
She tried to kill herself.
她自杀未遂
- What? - I mean...
什么？
She's always had a tendency to be sad, but I just guess...
虽然她看起来一直都很伤心 但我也只能说
she was sadder than we all saw, I suppose.
也许是她比表面上要更受伤吧
And when did she do it?
是什么时候的事？
Uh... just before you left, I think.
就在你走之前
Look, don't freak out.
不要被吓到
OK? No, she's absolutely fine now.
好吧？她现在已经完全没事了
Let's just keep the weekend light, yeah?
这周只要开心玩就好
Come on! Hey, to you and Sonia!
来 敬你和索尼娅
Cocktails?
来点鸡尾酒？
Yeah.
嗯
Do you guys remember Jess Sanderson?
你们还记得杰斯桑德森吗?
- Yes. - Fuck me, she was so fit.
- 记得 - 我靠她当时身材真的好好
You were obsessed.
你以前可痴迷她了
- Ever see her throw a javelin? - What?
有见过她投标枪吗 - 什么?
She could throw a javelin so fucking far,
她扔标枪能扔好他妈远的
I used to go and watch her do athletics.
我以前常去看她运动
I was such a fucking pervert,
我以前可真他妈猥琐
and I just really loved the fact
而且有一点我真的很爱
that she could probably bench-press me.
她没准可以把我当杠铃来推
Pete, you banged her, didn't you?
皮特 你搞过她对吧
- Yes! - Pete got with everyone.
- 没错！ - 皮特和谁都搞
He was the most player of all our friends.
他是我们这帮人里最渣的了
Well, I'm not surprised.
一点都不意外
The way he sat there holding that cocktail,
他坐在那里举着酒杯的样子
it's like we got James Bond sat here in the room with us, innit?
就像詹姆斯邦德本人大驾光临了一样对吧
Double-O-Seven!
双零七
Yeah, one of the kids in the refugee camp said
常有难民营的孩子说
I looked like Daniel Craig.
我长得像丹尼尔克雷格（007演员）
- Really? - Yeah.
真的？ - 是的
Some of those kids were just so amazing.
有些孩子真的太美好了
- Mm. - Cool, man.
- 厉害哎
So, have you told Sonia about your sordid past?
你有给索尼娅分享过自己的风流往事吗
Uh, yes, yes. I've come clean about Skippy.
嗯 有的 有说过海王的事
Weird to think that we even kissed.
现在想到你和我有接过吻实在很怪
I don't think we did.
我可不记得哦
Don't deny...
别否认了
Yeah, second night of fresher's week.
有啊 迎新周第二晚时
- I... - George?
我吗 - 乔治?
Is there something I should know about?
有什么我不知道的秘密吗
- Sorry. - No, honestly,
抱歉 - 没有 说真的
- I don't remember this at all. - What? Now, come off it!
我真的完全没印象 - 什么 别扫兴嘛
No girl can forget a night of passion with Double-O-Seven.
和双零七的火辣记忆怎么能随便忘掉
Can they? Eh? Oi, George, you got any guns?
对吧 乔治 你有枪吗
- Yeah, fucking loads. - Let's get Pete a gun!
有啊 还上膛了 - 我们给皮特配把枪吧
Take a photo - we'll send it in to Hollywood.
拍张照 发给好莱坞
They haven't chosen a new Bond yet, have they?
新邦德不是还没定下人选吗
Right, well, let's get a gun.
好嘞 去拿枪
- Oh, no...! - George stop him!
不要 - 乔治快阻止他
- Harry! - Oh, God!
哈里！ -天
Wait, who was it that, um...
等下 当时是谁
- Who was it that pulled Plank? - Oh, yes!
当时派对上谁和普兰克亲热过来着？ - 啊对
No, actually, no one pulled Plank,
没有 当时谁都没有和普兰克好上
but he did smooch a pooch.
但他确实香了口狗狗
A dog! He kissed a dog! - Yeah, that little pug!
是狗哎 他当时亲了只狗 - 对 那只小哈巴狗
Sorry? "Plank"?
抱歉 普兰克是？
Plank, yeah.
普兰克啊
- Do you not remember? - No.
你忘记了？ - 忘了
Plank, as in the wild card.
普兰克啊 作为万能牌人选
He came round, with the big wheel of cheese.
他当时带了一块很大的起司轮来
He was dressed as a fucking wizard!
还装扮成了法师啊
Yeah... vaguely.
稍微有点印象
Mate, you do remember the wild card tradition, right?
你还记得当时的万能牌传统吧？
When we'd bring a randommer back to the house?
我们随便拉一个无关的人来派对
Yeah, I remember that.
嗯我记得这个
I always thought it was a bit cruel, to be honest.
老实说我一直都觉得有点残忍了
What? You used to fucking love it!
什么啊？你当时不是超他妈喜欢吗
Saved you, Pete!
我们来救场啦皮特
They are hosting a nervous nelly!
看来我们的客人很紧张哦
Anyway, I would have Skyped more,
我以前至少该打个视频电话的
but we all had to share this one computer in the camps.
但当时营地里所有人共用一台电脑
And it was actually pretty amazing,
虽然其实挺厉害的
we started with, like, zero infrastructure...
因为我们刚开始条件很差什么都没有
So you're gonna propose to Sonia?
所以你要向索尼娅求婚吗
Jesus!
天
Who told you that? - It's great.
谁告诉你的 - 很好啊
Yeah, sorry, who told you that?
抱歉 谁和你说的？
Is that...
好像
I think your phone's buzzing.
你手机在震
Yeah.
嗯
- I'll, uh... - Sure.
那我先 -没事
See ya.
再见
'Hey! You having fun?'
玩得开心吗
Yeah! Yeah, just, um... It's a bit, um...
嗯不错就是有点
'What?'
怎么了？
Nah, it's just... I guess I thought
也没什么 我就是以为
that everyone would've grown up a bit more.
大家会稍微成熟一点的
Um... Yeah, we're in George's parents' house,
我们住在乔治父母的别墅
drinking George's dad's whisky.
偷喝乔治他爸的威士忌
I'm being mean. Just... I can't wait for you to get here.
我在挑刺了 抱歉 等不及你来了
- 'Is everyone there?' - Yeah, full house.
大家都在吗 - 嗯都在
Plus some random guy called Harry
还有个不认识的叫哈里
that they picked up in the pub!
他们从当地酒吧找来的
'Oh, my God.'
不是吧
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone by the time you're here,
我估计等你来了他也应该走了
- but very funny. - 'Weird.
不过人蛮有趣 - 怪了
'Listen, babe, this internet guy's really fucking us around.
这个修网的人真的是在搞我们
'I'm gonna have to wait till the afternoon to let him in.
我要等到明天下午让他上门才行
'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.'
抱歉我晚点才能去了
Yeah, no problem. Love you.
嗯没事 爱你
'You too. I'm sorry. Love you.'
你也是 对不住啦 爱你
Mate! Are you fucking listening?
你有在听我说吗？
Yes! Sorry, Archie.
在听的 抱歉 阿奇
Um, so... I'm sorry, mate, you're setting up an app?
所以是 你在考虑弄个软件？
It's not a fucking app! It's crowdfunding for thrill seekers.
才不是什么软件 是给爱找刺激的人的众筹网站
Right!
对
It's about linking people together
作用是给人们搭线
who want to go on tailored adventure holidays, you know,
给想在假期里来一场个人口味冒险的
but they need to go in a group
但同时又需要组团的
to make it more financially viable.
还可以平摊费用
So, let's say you want to go chasing whales on jet skis
比如你想骑个海上摩托艇去追鲸鱼
or some shit like that...
或者是其他类似的怪想法
Yeah, Arch, cos that definitely sounds legal.
哇是哦 阿奇 听起来超合法呢
Don't invest, then, Claire.
那就别投资啊 克莱尔
You know, but most of your friends are too pussy to do it,
结果你周围的人都是怂逼不敢去实行
so we team you up with some Saffa meatheads
这时候网站就可以把你和类似的人匹配到一起
who are up for a weendish time.
类似的不要命的人
Um... It'd still be, like, expensive, though, wouldn't it?
但感觉还是要花不少钱？
Right.
是啊
Well, I mean, you're not saving money, are you?
那这样的话 初衷也不像是为了要省钱
You're just kind of linking rich people with rich people.
单纯只是想找几个有钱人组团而已
Yeah... who are up for a weendish time.
是啊 不要命的有钱人
I mean, it's better that way, though.
这样要好很多啊
At least you're not having your holiday ruined
至少自己的假期不会被某些
- by some random pez. - "Pez"?
不认识的土包子毁掉- “土包子”?
Pez! Peasant! Pezo! Come on, mate.
土包子啊 农民啊 乡巴佬啊 拜托 别装了
Fucking hell, Archie!
真够了 阿奇
What? Mate, you used to say that shit all the time.
什么啊 你以前不常用这种词的吗
No, I fucking didn't.
我才没有
Also, like... just have a little bit of, you know, awareness.
你能不能稍微 注意一下周围的感受？
- What? Harry? - What's that?
什么？你说哈里？ - 在说啥
He's worried that you'd be offended
他担心你会被冒犯到呢
by me referring to peasants as pezes.
就因为我说农民是乡巴佬
Woah!
哇
Fucking hell, are you calling me a peasant, are you, Pete?
什么啊 那皮特你意思是说我像农民？
- No. - You sort of were, mate.
不是的 - 你是有这个意思
- Let's just move on. - Oh!
别纠结这种事了
His lordship wants us to move on. OK! Fair enough, OK!
哇大人发话了让我们别纠结了 好 知道了
Well, sir, I've left your potty upstairs for you,
对了先生 我把您的便盆给您放楼上了哦
and I'll come upstairs and wipe your bum-bum.
我马上就上楼给您擦屁屁
Actually do it!
我要看
Actually do it!
你们俩快点
This calls for gear.
正好该来点助兴的了
No, Archie! No, not at the table.
不行 阿奇 别在桌子上弄
- Pete, come on. - No, thank you, Archie.
皮特 来点 - 真不用了 阿奇
No, no, it's a good point, actually.
别说 他确实有道理
Gotta save some energy for the b-day boy.
得让寿星留点精力嘛
Main event is tomorrow. Big surprise for Petie!
明天还有大活动呢 给皮特的大惊喜
Yeah, well, in which case I'd better... better get to bed.
那这样的话 我就先去睡觉了
- Get some sleep. - Don't be a bell-end.
早点休息 - 别像个王八啊
No, you're not... OK, OK!
不行 你不能 这样
Wait, wait.... I'm gonna do... yeah!
稍等 我要
OK, I just want to say, um... happy birthday, Pete!
好 总之先说一句 生日快乐 皮特！
I know it's been a while
我知道已经有一整子了
since we've all been under the same roof.
自从我们各奔东西
I mean, the last, what, eight, nine years
这过去的 嗯 八九年间
has really gone by fast,
过得真的很快
and it's just so nice that it all still feels so natural.
我们再相聚后还能就像以前一样
Yeah, hear-hear.
没错
And I just wanted to say, you know after my, uh, blip...
所以我只想说 自从我尝试那啥之后
it really made me realise how lucky I am to have you guys.
真的让我认识到了能遇见你们我是有多幸运
Um, and I couldn't have got through any of it without you.
没有你们我真的撑不过也做不到任何事情
So... All of you.
所以 敬大家
Uh, so, yeah, happy birthday, Pete.
还有 生日快乐 皮特！
Ah! Happy birthday to Pete!
对 祝皮特生日快乐
- Off to bed, too? - Just getting some ciggies.
你也去睡觉？ - 只是去拿点烟
Right... Sorry not to stay up.
也是 抱歉不能继续陪你们
Just wanted to save some energy for tomorrow.
只是想为明天留点精力
Listen, Pete.
听着 皮特
Just so you know, you're not doing too well.
只是说一下 你今晚表现得不太好
What?
怎么了？
This weekend so far...
目前为止
I mean, you've been a bit crap, haven't you?
你表现得实在有点蹩脚
Claiming that we pulled in first year.
单方面表示你我有过花边故事
And then rubbing Claire's nose in your supposed engagement.
还用你订婚的消息揭克莱尔伤疤
- I didn't tell her that. - Well, she knows.
我没有告诉她啊 - 但是她知道了啊
And I mean... You're not actually engaged, are you?
而且你现在都还没正式订婚吧？
So, it's hardly news.
所以甚至都不算是“正式消息”
I just thought you should know. It's not a good start.
我只是想提醒你一下 这头开得不好
What the fuck?
干什么啊
Sorry.
抱歉
Oh, man!
啊爽
Motherfucker...
妈的
- Are those my pills? - Excuse me?
那是我的药吗？ -说什么?
I said, are those my pills?
我说 你拿的是我的药吗？
These are Rennie's. Do you want one?
没有 是胃必治 你来一颗吗
- No. - No?
不用了 - 真不用？
No.
不了
Good night.
晚安
Good night.
晚安
What is that?
怎么了？
Harry?
哈里？
Did you hear that?
你听到了吗？
Harry?
哈里？
Hey, Claire, what... Are you OK?
克莱尔 你还好吗？
Can you hear that?
你听到了吗？
What is it?
是什么
I don't know, I think...
我也不知道 好像
I think someone's let a dog into the house.
是有人放狗进房子里了？
I don't know.
我也不知道
Oh, my God. So funny.
天啊 好好笑
Yeah. It must be trapped or something.
大概是被困住了吧
You do know that this is all your fault.
你知道这都是你的错吧？
What is?
什么？
Everything.
这一切
No!
不要！
等不及你啦!!! Xxxxx
All right, Archie?
怎么样阿奇
Did you pull an all-nighter?
你通宵了？
Yeah.
嗯
Was it worth it?
值吗
What the fuck kind of question is that?
这是什么破问题
Yeah, fair enough.
嗯 也是
As you were.
不打扰你了
Yeah.
好
Yeah!
劲！
Morning, morning, morning. - Hey!
早上好好好 - 嘿
Morning!
早上好
Sleep well?
睡得好吗
Yeah.
不错
You slept very deeply, it seemed.
你睡得很沉很沉 看起来
Ah, never better. That bed's lush.
不能再好了 那床简直就是席梦思
- Thanking you, George. - Ketchup?
谢谢 乔治 - 来点番茄酱吗?
No. Not with tomato.
不 番茄还是算了
God. This looks great, guys.
哇 看起来就香
Oh, sorry, mate. Help yourself.
抱歉 自己拿一下吧
No, no, yeah.
嗯 没事
Oh, yes.
好嘞
I had such weird dreams last night.
我昨晚做了个很怪的梦
Really, um... Really, like, nasty.
后味很糟糕
You did have quite a lot of cheese.
你确实吃了不少起司
No kidding!
那一定
Should've had a Rennie.
他该来颗胃必治
Claire must be feeling it. Is she still in bed?
克莱尔应该懂我 她还在睡觉吗
She's gone.
她走了
What? Why?
什么？为什么？
Well, why do you think?
你觉得呢？
Probably cos you told her about the engagement.
大概就是因为你告诉她订婚的事了吧
Sorry, I didn't tell her anything!
不是 我什么都没说啊
- Harry, did you? - Don't bring Harry into this.
哈里是你说了? -不要把哈里扯进来
Say what, sorry?
抱歉 什么？
Well, telling Claire about my engagement.
是你和克莱尔说了我订婚的事吗
I mean, you did hear yesterday in the kitchen, so...
因为你昨晚听到我们在餐厅的对话了
I'm a little bit lost here, Peter.
我稍微有点没跟上 皮特
Right, and why are you doing that accent now?
你为什么现在要用这种口音？
What accent?
什么口音？
Also, I didn't say you could borrow my hoodie.
而且我可没同意让你穿我的外套
Well, I'm not wearing your hoodie, Pete.
这不是你的外套啊 皮特
Unless you shop at Mo Valley Farm...
除非你也是在Mo Valley Farm买的
- Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Pete! Stop it!
皮特别这样
Right, fine.
好 行吧
Sorry. Sorry, Harry. Just, um...
抱歉 抱歉哈里
I think I'm just tired after a weird night.
我就是昨晚睡得不太好
Don't worry. You're probably just paranoid
不用担心的 没准只是因为昨天
about everything that happened yesterday.
发生的事情 导致变得有点疑神疑鬼
No, he ain't.
他不是
You feel bad about Claire.
你只是对克莱尔过意不去罢了
I didn't tell her, I promise.
我真的发誓没有告诉她
And if you didn't, then I don't know who did.
不是你的话那也没其他人了
Pete, chill out! She's probably fine, OK?
皮特 冷静点 她不会有事的
Just, you know... get stuck into your breakfast, mate.
总之就 认真解决早餐好吗
Fun day ahead.
今天才刚开始呢
Down on the fucking floor!
快他妈给我趴下
Cheer up, mate. It's not loaded.
别摆脸了 没上膛的
Fucking hell, that's dangerous.
真是够了 很危险的
Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read.
拜托我识字前就会用枪了
All right, yeah. So last year, then?
那你去年才识字吗
Ha-ha, very funny. Come on, everyone's waiting.
哈哈 好笑哦 快点吧大家都等你呢
- Actually, Archie! Archie! - Yes, mate?
对了 阿奇 -怎么了？
- Sorry. - What's up, mate?
过来一下 - 怎么了啊？
- Harry. - Yeah?
是关于哈里 - 嗯？
Look, I'm just going to say this...
我找你谈是因为
And I feel like I can with you.
我认为可以信任你
Of course you can.
当然可以啊
I feel like Harry is, like, fucking with me...
我感觉哈里好像是在故意搞我
- or doesn't like me. - Uh!
或者其实是讨厌我
- Or... - He's been a dick to you?
或者是 - 他一直在找你茬吗
Well, have you not... Yeah, well... Yeah, kind of.
难道你没 嗯对啊 差不多
I mean, I don't know, I just feel like he's got it in for me.
我不知道 就感觉他在针对我
That's just what I'm feeling.
就只是感觉而已
I mean, he hasn't said anything bad about you, not to me anyway.
不过他没说过你什么坏话啊 至少没跟我说
OK. Also... I think I recognise him.
还有 我好像认识他
- It's weird. - Mate, I'm sure you don't.
很奇怪 - 你没可能认识他的
Right.
也是
Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him.
总之我会注意他的
All right? No one messes with my friend.
好吧？没人能随便搞我朋友
- Don't do that. - Come here.
别这样 - 来抱一下
Oh, my God. Fucking hell, you stink.
天你味道真的很大
- Do I? - Yeah.
是吗？ - 嗯
Are you gonna bring this on the walk?
你要带着枪出去散步吗？
Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read.
拜托我识字前就会用枪了
You really should try and get some sleep.
你真的应该去补个觉
Yeah.
嗯
Fuck!
靠
That was loaded, actually.
是上膛了的
- Hurry up, mate. - Yeah, coming, coming, coming.
快点 - 好来了来了
- Come on, you bell-end. - Yes, yes, yes...
快点啊你个王八 - 好好好
Sorry, mate, thought you were in...
抱歉 以为你上车了呢
Whoa! Whoops!
哇 脚滑了
Fuck off, Archie.
别搞了阿奇
Mate, come on. We're waiting.
哎呀快点 都等烦啦
- See you, mate! - Oh, come on!
待会见咯 -拜托
Toot-toot!
嘟嘟嘟
Are you serious?
你们认真的吗！
No, don't close the door... Fuck!
等等 别关门！靠
They done a runner on us, have they?
他们先跑了啊
Classic!
经典
- You got your car keys? - No.
你拿车钥匙了吗 - 没
Let's just head straight to the pub.
直接往酒吧走吧
I know a shortcut. We'll probably meet 'em there.
我知道一条近路 他们应该也去酒吧了
Tonight should be good, shouldn't it?
今晚应该会很棒吧
Shame about Claire.
可惜克莱尔不在
She's beautiful, though, isn't she?
不过她挺漂亮的 对吧
In a sort of tragic
还附带一种
"I might kill myself any moment" sort of way.
“我随时有可能去自杀”的悲剧氛围
Weird, though...
有一点很别扭
What?
什么
Well, you know, you go out with someone at university,
就 你们大学时两人常一起出去玩
and then you remain friends, but you drift apart -
但一直没有确定关系 有人还单方面开溜了
you don't see them for five years.
结果是两人五年间都没再联系过
Well, I have seen Claire, so...
我有去见克莱尔
When?
什么时候
Before I went abroad. We hung out a bunch.
我出国前那段时间 常在一起玩
Oh, lovely.
挺好
Rekindling old flames, was it?
重燃旧情吗
No! Sorry, that's none of your business.
才没有 而且这不关你的事
Say no more.
我闭嘴
It's nice you care about her.
挺好的 你能关心她
Watching over her...
照看她
even when she's sleeping.
甚至在人家睡觉的时候
Right, so you were spying on me last night?
所以你昨晚偷偷监视我了？
No, just a joke.
没有啊 玩笑而已
You must be bricking it
你一定很担心吧
she's out there trying to top herself again.
怕她是不是又想不开了
Oi, sorry, what is this?
抱歉 你到底在说什么
Like, why are you doing this?
你这么做有几个意思
Is this cos...
难道是因为
Did I wake you up in your car yesterday?
昨天你在车里睡觉时我把你吵醒了吗
A few miles back, I can't remember where exactly, but...
房子几英里前的地方 我忘记确切位置了
Were you sleeping in a car... and I woke you up?
你当时在车里睡觉......然后我把你吵醒了
Cos if you did, it's fine.
是你的话那没事啊
I don't care that you sleep in a car...
我不在乎你不是睡在车里
or that you treat your dog like that.
还是你那样对待你的狗
Like what?
怎么对待？
Well, horribly.
很恶劣
Pete, I don't have a dog.
皮特 我没养狗啊
Plus I love animals, so... When even was this?
而且我很喜欢动物的 你在说什么时候的事？
Yesterday afternoon!
昨天下午的事
What, when I was down at the pub with your mates?
是说我和你朋友们在酒吧一起玩的时候？
Yeah, sorry... Let's just get to the pub.
也是 抱歉 继续往酒吧走吧
All right.
行吧
So, you got any fun uni stories, then?
你有什么大学趣事讲吗
What was that one about that bloke -
当时和那个小子的事情呢
what was his name? Plank?
叫什么来着？ 普兰克?
Didn't know you knew about that.
没想到你还知道这事
Oh, the others told me. Yeah, what was it he...
其他人告诉我的 所以他当时
Turned up to a house-party with a wheel of cheese?
拿着一大块起司轮去参加派对了？
That's hysterical.
也太莫名其妙了
Although, apparently your memory's
不过显然你当时的记忆
a bit hazy on it, though...
稍微有点模糊了
Seems to me like you're never in on the good jokes.
在我看来你一直都理解不了笑话
Right, that's enough! I don't know what your problem is,
说够了没 我不知道你到底有什么毛病
but these are my friends, and this is my birthday,
但那都是我的朋友 这是我的生日派对
and I want you to leave, please.
所以请你走开 好吗
Fuck off!
滚开！
Sorry.
抱歉
I can find my own way to the pub.
我可以自己去酒吧
- Right! - Yes.
右转 - 我知道
Surprise!
惊喜！
Happy birthday!
生日快乐！
Happy birthday, mate!
生日快乐 兄弟
Happy birthday, mate.
生日快乐
They put me up to it.
他们起的主意
Fucking hell!
真是够了
- Bit much, guys. - The axe was my idea!
稍微有点过火了吧 - 用斧头是我提议的
No judgement if you've shat yourself, mate.
你吓哭了我也不会笑你的
Sorry, mate. We had to go ahead to set up.
对不住啦 因为我们要先过来布置
Hopefully, you'll forgive us. Check this out...
希望你能原谅我们 快来看看成果
Yeah!
嗯
This is taking pub lunch to a new level,
这可是酒吧午餐的新境界
we have rented this whole place out!
我们把整个酒吧都租下了
My idea!
是我的主意！
Fucking hell, this is awesome!
这太厉害了
Party on! Wahey!
开派对咯
Pathetic!
寒碜死了
- Where's Claire? - I told you, she's gone.
克莱尔呢？ - 说过了啊 她走了的
Yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure she's fine. Come on.
好啦 别纠结了 她没事的 快来
Ah! Right! First round.
好嘞 第一轮
You know, I look back at myself when I was at uni,
我现在想起大学时的自己
and I was just so insecure.
发现我当时真的很没安全感
Those terrible guys I dated...
我以前碰到过那么多烂男人
And in second year, I met my George,
然后第二年时我遇到了乔治
and he just... he just knows who he is.
他就像 很了解自己一样
I mean, it's the most important thing about a person, isn't it?
这对于人来说是最重要的品质了吧
Uh, yeah. That and a massive house.
是啊 还得有一套大房子
Anyway, now I just don't take shit from people.
反正是 我现在不在乎其他人了
- Go, Fig! - Yeah!
冲吧菲格- 对！
Life's too short to care about anything!
人生这么短暂哪有时间去在意其他事情
You mean, like, what certain people think...
你是说某些人的想法吗还是
No, I mean anything.
不是 我是说所有事
Oh...
啊
Anyway, I feel like I just know who I am.
总之 我觉得现在也开始了解自己了
And I love myself.
而且我爱自己
I back myself -
我支持自己
in my life, in my marriage, in my job, and...
我的人生 我的婚姻 我的工作
And that's happiness.
这就是幸福
Yes! Yes!
说得好！
It's like when I, um...
就像我
I remember when I saw this refugee kid,
我想起我见到难民营的小孩子时
just, like, understand something for the first time...
就像 人生第一次认识到了什么一样
Are you enjoying your birthday party?
你享受自己的生日派对吗
- Hell, yes. - Yes?
那一定 - 对吧?
Yes, I am, thank you so much for everything.
是的 我特别享受 谢谢你们这么费心
I mean, it's just amazing.
这真的太棒了
You still don't know what the surprise is yet, do you?
你还不知道大惊喜是什么呢
That wasn't the surprise?
这还不够惊喜？
Oh...! It's another Harry thing.
是哈里相关的对吧
- Maybe... - What we talking about?
没准呢 - 你们在说什么
We're just talking about how Fig's after your money, mate.
我们也就讨论一下菲格的傍大款心得
Oh, yeah.
是吗
I should give Sonia a call, just to let her know what I'm up to.
我去给索尼娅打个电话 问一下情况
Yeah, yeah. Tell her we'll pay for the cab.
嗯 记得说酒吧的钱我们掏了
Thank you.
谢谢
You're not going anywhere till you've done some of this.
你不来一口这个我可不让你走
Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done any of that since uni.
阿奇 自大学毕业我就没碰过这东西了
Yeah, nor have I, mate, but come on, it's your birthday.
我也很久没碰了 但拜托 这是你生日哎
Come on, then!
快来点吧
- OK! - Yes!
好吧 - 这才对嘛
What the fuck am I doing?
我到底在做什么
Fuck it!
豁出去了
I would be honoured if you would be my best man.
你要是愿意做我伴郎的话我会很荣幸的
What? Woah! Pete... I don't know what to say.
什么？哇 皮特 我都不知道怎么回答你了
Say yes!
那就快说同意
I know we haven't seen each other in ages...
我知道我们都很久没见过了
Years!
很多年了
Yeah, but I feel... that that's fine,
嗯 但我觉得 都没事的
because I feel like we're those friends
我觉得我们是那种
who can not see each other for ages
因为各种原因很多年没联系
and then just, like, pick up where we left off.
但只要再相聚就会像没事发生过一样的好友
Do you feel like that?
你是不是也这么觉得
Totally, yeah. That means so much to me.
是的没错 真的对我很重要
Thank you, man.
谢谢你
So, you're really happy with Sonia, yeah?
所以你确实很中意索尼娅是吗
Oh, yeah!
那当然
You see, the best thing about Fig for me is,
我遇到菲格之后最好的事就是
she makes me feel like myself.
她让我觉得很自在
You know, I don't have to pretend to be anyone else.
我不需要在她面前伪装
Does Sonia make you feel like yourself?
索尼娅有让你觉得自在吗？
Yeah! Yeah, like a better version.
是啊 当然 整个人都不一样了
Like, I remember when we were in the camp,
就像我们当时在营地时
and just seeing this refugee kid
见到到那些小孩之后
just understand something for the first time,
忽然就像人生中第一次理解了什么一样
just I was like...
就好像
Mate! What the fuck?
兄弟 你有病吧
You fucking goon!
你个二货
You rinsed an entire bag of hoon!
你把整包货都吸完了
What fuck are you doing? - Archie!
你发什么疯啊 - 阿奇
That was the last bag!
那是我最后一包了！
It was supposed to last us all night.
本来应该要让大家嗨一整天的
I barely touched it, Archie.
我都没怎么动过 阿奇
It was full when I gave it to you.
我给你的时候是满的
- Explain that, you thief. - It wasn't.
你给我解释看看啊 死小偷 - 当时不是满的
I spilt... I spilt a bit earlier.
我 稍微不小心撒了点
Sorry, I should've said.
抱歉 我应该早点说的
OK. It was an accident. So... cool.
所以 其实是意外 没事了
It doesn't fucking matter, Archie.
有必要这样吗 阿奇
Sorry, mate.
对不起
No big deal. Plenty of ket back at the house.
算了没什么 房子里还有不少K粉
You owe me one.
你欠我个人情
Fuck, that's a rabbit! - Archie, wait!
靠 那里有只兔子 - 阿奇 等等
Ow! Fucking hell!
啊 妈的
Fucking clipped him.
妈的没打死
If I see a crow, I'm gonna splat it.
有乌鸦的话我一定打爆它
So, when's Sonia getting here, Pete?
索尼娅什么时候到 皮特？
Yeah, something you want to tell us, mate?
有什么要说的吗
She's not picking up her phone.
她不接电话
Hey, wait, wait, wait...
等等等等
Save some ammo for this afternoon.
给下午留点弹药
- What's that? - Huh?
什么？- 啊？
Oh, Norman's organised a little rough shoot for your birthday.
诺曼给你组织了一个小型射击活动
The one you was telling the story about yesterday
就你昨天正模仿时结果人家
- when he was stood behind you. - Yeah, I know, I know.
站你背后抓个正着的那位 - 嗯知道了知道了
Yeah, it's really, really nice of him to do it, man.
他愿意这么做真的很贴心的
Yeah, that is really... Thing is, I don't really shoot, mate.
是挺好 但问题是我不怎么打枪
- You've shot here once before. - I don't think I did.
你以前在这里有打过啊 - 应该没有吧
It's just a bit of fun, mate.
就稍微玩玩
Get some lead in the air before the gala night tonight.
在今晚主菜之前的一点前菜而已
Super relaxed, mate, don't worry about it.
很轻松的 完全不用紧张
Afternoon, Norman.
下午好 诺曼
Ready for action.
准备好来点火花了
Long lunch, Mr George? - Like father like son.
午餐花了点时间？- 有其父必有其子
Ooh, I don't know. Your Dad'd still be in the pub, I reckon.
那就不一定了 你父亲的话没准还在酒吧呢
Is he all right to shoot?
他能正常参加吗？
Absolutely fine, thank you, young man.
完全没问题 谢谢关心
Person you should probably worry about is me.
你应该问的人是我
I... I don't shoot.
我 不怎么打枪
This is for you, isn't it?
但这不是为你举办的吗
Yes.
是的
Then enjoy yourself, lad.
那好好享受 年轻人
That was really fun, actually.
其实还挺好玩的吧
Didn't hit a single bird.
成功避开每一只鸟
Thank you so much, Norman. I'm...
实在是太感谢你了 诺曼
I am really sorry about that.
实在是非常抱歉
Never mind.
没关系
Was there talk of another drive, or...?
是打算再来一场还是？
Nah. The lads have all gone... after that.
没有 其他人在那之后都先走了
Archie.
阿奇 给
Thank you so much, Norman. I, uh...
实在是太感谢你了 诺曼
didn't hit a single one, but it was really fun.
虽然一只都没打到 不过真的很开心
Sorry, is there a problem?
我做错什么了吗
Something like that takes a lot of organisation from Norman,
这种活动需要耗费诺曼大量精力来组织
so... And a lot of money.
当然 还有不少钱
So, to just not shoot anything, you know, was... a real shame.
只是什么都没打到实在是很可惜
I got pretty close to one of them.
有一只我差点就打死了
Yeah, yeah. You wounded it.
嗯是啊 只是打伤了
Is that the car you thought I was sleeping in?
那是你以为我睡觉的那辆车吗
Pete thought I was homeless.
皮特以为我是流浪汉呢
So what if he was? Would that be a problem?
所以就算他是呢 有问题吗
For you guys maybe!
大概就你们这么觉得
I'm the one who's been working in a refugee camp, all right?
但我才是那个在难民营工作过的人 好吗
You keep making me out to be the bad guy.
说得好像我才是那个坏人
- Home, sweet home. - Cheers, Georgie.
到家啦 - 谢谢 乔治
'Hi, it's Sonia. Leave a message.'
嗨 我是索尼娅 麻烦留个言
Hey, yeah... I don't know where you are. I'm getting worried.
我现在也没你消息 有点担心
Like, what the hell is going on?
到底怎么了？
Gimme a call. I love you.
打给我 爱你
Seems that there's a bit of a trend you scaring girls off.
看来你在把女孩子吓跑这方面很有一手呢
Yeah, maybe I should leave, too.
看来我也该跑了
If you leave you, won't get your hands on this massive house.
你要是跑了的话可就进不了这栋房子咯
Isn't that why you married me?
你嫁给我不就是为了这个吗
That was a joke, George.
那只是在开玩笑啊 乔治
What was? - Oh, look, guys!
什么是？ - 大家快看
- Claire's back! Claire's here! - Hey!
- 克莱尔回来了！- 嘿
Oh, Claire Bear!
克莱熊！
- Sorry, where have you been? - I went for lunch with my aunt.
你之前去哪了？ - 去陪我阿姨吃了个午饭
Wait, what...
等等 什么
- Pete, what's up? - I-I don't know...
皮特 怎么了？ - 我 我也不知道
I don't know, I... I don't know what's going on.
我不知道 我不知道怎么了
- Are you upset with me? - No.
你在生我气吗？ - 不是
OK, well everyone's saying you're angry at me,
只是大家都认为是我惹你生气所以你才走了
and they're all being fucking mean.
而且他们都对我很刻薄
And I don't know why, and I think that Harry's trying
我不知道是为什么 我感觉哈里好像
to turn everyone against me.
故意让大家都敌视我
I'm sure I recognise him, Claire!
我发誓我一定见过他 克莱尔
And, like, I just don't know what's going on,
而且 我是真的不知道怎么了
and I don't know where Sonia is...
索尼娅也联系不上
Oh, no, no... Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop!
别这样 皮特 皮特 皮特 快别这样
Pete!
皮特
Look...
听着
Reunions are like this... yeah?
朋友重聚都是这样的 好吗？
They're... stressful and emotional,
有压力又很情绪化
and, you know, there's just so much pressure to be...
想要表现成我们以前的样子
the people we were back then, but Pete...
确实是很难 但皮特
Everybody loves you, Petie.
大家都很喜欢你啊 皮特
Yeah.
嗯
You're just a bit anxious.
你只是有点焦虑
That's nothing new, right?
没什么其他的 好吗
Plus maybe you're slightly worried
或者也可能是你有点担心
about Sonia meeting us all for the first time...
索尼娅第一次见大家
Meeting me.
见我
But... you have nothing to worry about, OK?
但是 你真的什么都不需要担心 好吗
I'm actually looking forward to meeting her.
老实说我还很期待能见到她呢
We all are.
大家都很期待
It's OK.
没事的
Look, um, Claire... Thank you.
克莱尔 谢谢
- Yeah. - Um...
嗯
You know,
就是
when we were hooking up just before I met Sonia.
在我遇到索尼娅之前 我们还在一起的时候
Yes...
嗯
What, you...?
难道你
You haven't told her, have you?
你是不是还没告诉她这事？
No.
没有
I'm so sorry, it just never came up.
对不起 因为真的找不到时机
Pete...
皮特
Obviously, I want her to like me,
我真的很希望她能喜欢我
so I'm not gonna walk up to her and be like,
所以我不能就这么走到她面前
"Oh, hey, by the way..."
“啊嗨你好哦其实啊”
Nobody knows except us.
除了我们以外没人知道的
Unless you've told people.
除非你告诉别人了
Well, I actually did...
实际上我
I actually did tell Harry on our walk.
在外面走路的时候给哈里说了
- What? - For fuck's sake!
什么？ - 我真是
I mean... why?
为什么？
I don't really...
我也不太
Pete! Someone here to see you!
皮特 有人找你！
Says she's your girlfriend, but she's way too fit.
说是你女朋友来着 但是身材太好了
See?
就说没事吧？
And... I mean, I knew that Pete was posh,
我知道皮特阶层不一样
but when it gets to that level,
但真的到那种级别了
I sort of need a translator half the time.
我恨不得雇一个翻译
She's quite something, isn't she?
她很厉害哎
A very formidable woman.
让人敬佩的女性
Yeah, sorry, I got no idea what you just said.
抱歉 我真没听懂你刚才那句什么意思
OK, uh... do your impression of me.
这样 吐槽一下你对我的印象
Oh, yes, please do!
一定要
Pete, you really don't suit that cigar.
皮特 你和雪茄真的一点都不搭
Yeah, I know, who are you right now, Pete?
对吧 您现在是什么大人物啊 皮特
I just think I look fucking cool.
雪茄让我看起来超酷的
Well, you don't.
但是你看着也不酷啊
I know. It was kind of a joke, Harry.
我知道啊 就是个笑话而已 哈里
Mate, Sonia is fucking cool.
索尼娅可是酷毙了
- Oh, thanks, mate. - Yeah.
谢谢 兄弟 - 嗯
- Do you want another stogie? - No, I'm OK, thank you.
你还要来支细雪茄吗 - 不用了 谢谢
Fine. More stoges for this guy.
好吧 看来我有得抽了
Oh, my God, George just showed me some of Claire's art,
天呐 乔治刚给我看了张克莱尔的作品
and it is amazing.
实在是好棒
Yeah, well, they're beautiful, aren't they?
很漂亮吧
I think the colours are almost like Chris Ofili.
用色风格很像克里斯奥菲利
Who's Chris Ofili?
谁是克里斯奥菲利？
A Nigerian-born British artist
尼日利亚裔的英国籍作家
who won the Turner Prize a few years back.
以前拿了透纳奖
Fucking weendish tapestries.
用一副很疯的挂毯画
- Did you know that, Pete? - Yeah.
你知道吗 皮特 - 知道
And he actually also paints with elephant dung,
他甚至有用过大象便便画过画
so, thanks for the comparison, George.
谢谢你的对比了 乔治
It's my pleasure.
我很荣幸
I didn't know you were into him, Pete?
没想到你也喜欢他的作品 皮特
- I like art! - Mm.
我喜欢艺术
Oh, actually, Sonia, you should really come here in February.
索尼娅 你真的应该一月份的时候也来玩
George's Dad runs these incredible exhibits of really good modern art
乔治他爸这时会为低收入乡村地区人群
for low-income rural communities.
办一场很棒的现代艺术展
Oh, that sounds awesome.
听起来很棒啊
Wow! I didn't know you guys did that.
完全不知道你们有做这种事
Oh, the kids gets so involved. It's actually really rewarding.
小孩子也特别投入 老实说感觉挺满足的
- Yeah, it's lovely. - Speaking of kids...
真的很好 - 说到小孩子
Who's this?
看我是谁
"Now then, now then...
"那么 那么“
- "Now then, now then!" - Jesus, Archie!
- "那么 那么！" - 阿奇 你真是
- It's me, Jimmy Savile! - Yeah, we know.
是我！吉米萨维尔 - 嗯 我们知道
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It's OK, I can make that joke.
我可以开这个玩笑的
My Latin teacher was a paedo, so...
我的拉丁语老师也是个炼铜 所以
Guys, I actually find that really offensive.
老实说这个真的很冒犯
Jimmy Savile was from Leeds,
吉米萨维尔是利兹人
and that was clearly a Mancunian accent.
而模仿听起来完全是曼彻斯特的口音
That was good.
梗接得好啊
Yeah, that was really good.
好厉害
All right, mate?
还好吗
Oh, hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
啊 嗯 还好
You sure? Cos you, um...
你确定吗 因为
were looking a bit crestfallen back there.
你刚才看起来有点沮丧
Oh, I'm just a bit embarrassed, I think.
就只是有点尴尬
Why?
怎么了？
Bit of a weird question, but, um...
这个问题稍微有点奇怪 不过
do you think Sonia likes me?
你觉得索尼娅喜欢我吗？
Yeah. Definitely.
嗯 一定的
I was just worried that, um...
我就是有点担心
Jimmy Savile thing was bit of a clanger, you know?
吉米萨维尔的笑话会不会有点过线了
No, I think she thought it was funny. Everyone did.
没有的 她被逗笑了 其他人也是
Not exactly a belly laugh, though.
但还不到捧腹的程度
Mate, she likes you. Um...
她不讨厌你的
- The thing about Sonia is... - OK, great.
索尼娅就是 - 好 知道了
Listen, the other thing I wanted to say is that...
我还有一件事想说
Yesterday eve,
昨天晚上
I was trying to tell you about my business idea at dinner.
我当时正在餐桌前给你讲我的商业计划
Yeah?
嗯？
And I just felt like you weren't really listening.
我感觉你当时没有在认真听
And then you... you mocked it a bit,
而且你还拿来开玩笑
and you picked it apart in front of everyone.
还在大家面前把计划戳穿了
- Mate, I am so sorry. - No, it's fine.
我很抱歉 - 不没事
I mean, it probably is a fucking stupid idea.
反正也是个蠢点子
I just feel quite worthless lately, you know?
我就是最近感觉自己很没用
And I've been taking it out on people.
而且还把气撒在别人身上
I'm just a horrible toff!
我就是个有钱的烂人
Oh, Archie!
阿奇
I mean, what am I doing? You know?
我都在干嘛啊
I'm 31, mate!
我都31了
It's getting a bit late in the day, you know?
现在做什么都太迟了
- Everyone feels lost sometimes. - Really?
每个人都有觉得迷茫的时候 - 真的？
Yes!
没错！
You know, I'm seeing a therapist.
其实我有在做心理治疗
- You are? - Yes.
是吗？- 嗯
That's good.
那挺好的
Yeah, we always hoped you'd do that one day.
我们都希望你哪天能去做心理治疗的
Yeah!
对
Well, I am, and, you know, I get a bit anxious sometimes.
毕竟我有时候会变得 有些焦虑
And it just really helps to talk to someone.
和别人聊天真的能缓解好多
Yeah.
嗯
Thanks for sharing, man.
谢谢你愿意说给我听
Oh, Archie, you still smell very bad.
阿奇 你味道还是很大
Yeah?
真的？
So, um...
所以
So are you doing better now?
你现在好很多了？
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having, um...
嗯 是的没错 我
I'm having a really good time now, thanks.
我现在情况不错 谢谢
Cool.
挺好
This...
也许
This might not be the best time to bring this up, then,
那现在说这个也许正合适
but, um...
就是
I've been thinking about what you said about Harry.
我一直很在意你说的哈里的事
And I've actually been getting
而且我真的
a really weird vibe from him, too, you know?
感觉他很怪 你懂吧
- Right! - Yeah.
是吧！ - 嗯
Has he been saying things about me?
他是不是一直在背后嚼我舌根
About me and Claire?
特别是我和克莱尔的事？
I mean... No, not exactly.
也不完全是
But something's off.
但有些不对劲
Like, he knows so much about you, it's weird.
就像 他很了解你一样 很奇怪
Have you seen him writing in a book
你有看到他每次当我说了点什么之后
after I'll say something sometimes?
就会在小本子上记东西吗
Mate!
兄弟
I've seen it.
我确实看到过！
And I'm worried about it.
我还正担心呢
Thanks, mate.
谢谢
What the fuck?
什么鬼东西
常提起难民的事
克莱尔 = 前任！！ 弱点！！
他的药片！！
You fucking snake.
真是个小人
Fucking prick!
真是个混蛋
- All right? - Hello, peeping Tom.
还好吗？偷窥狂您好啊
Just grabbing me and Sonia a beer if want one?
正要给我和索尼娅拿点啤酒 你要吗
Yeah, no, I think I'm all right, thanks.
嗯 不用了 谢谢
And I wasn't peeping. What was that?
而且我没有在偷窥 刚才那是在干嘛
You didn't hear that, did you?
你听到了吗
- No, I didn't. - Good.
没有 -那好
What's up?
怎么了
Scared I'd let it out?
怕我说出去吗
- Let what out? - Your big secret.
说什么？ - 你的大秘密
What the fuck does that mean?
你这话什么意思
About your engagement, obviously.
那当然是你订婚的事啊
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
没关系 我会保守好的
Who the fuck do you think you are? Huh?
你他妈以为你是谁啊
I don't know, Pete.
我不知道 皮特
Who do you think I am, more to the point.
更或者说 你觉得我是谁
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
我不知道 但我会知道的
And I know what you're doing,
我知道你在打什么算盘
trying to turn everyone against me. I just don't know why yet.
想让所有人都敌对我 虽然我还不知道你动机什么
Also, nice try on the pills, mate.
还有 药片的事差一点就完美了
What's that? Trying to make me hallucinate?
这是什么 是想让我出现幻觉吗
Trying to make me freak out?
想让我发狂吗
What are those?
这是什么
'Herbal Kalms'. Camomile and nettle flavour.
“草本安心片”洋甘菊荨麻口味
Well, maybe you should take one of them, Pete.
你应该来一颗 皮特
Oh, maybe I should have one, should I? Yeah?
是哦 我该吃一颗 要吗 是吗？
Well, how am I gonna have one if they're all...
我要怎么能下得去口 尤其是都
- You all right? - Yeah.
你还好吗 - 当然
- ...stamped on? - Right, listen, Pete...
被踩碎了的话 - 好吧 听着 皮特
I'm on to you, OK?
我盯着你呢 好吧
So watch your fucking back, mate.
你他妈最好多注意点
Why? What you gonna do?
为什么？你要干嘛？
I don't know, I'm gonna tell everyone.
那不好说 总之我要让所有人都知道
Tell everyone what?
让所有人都知道什么
That you're fucking mental.
知道你他妈是个神经病
And stay away from Sonia!
还有你离索尼娅远点
- Hey. - Hey.
嘿 - 嘿
- Shall we go for a little walk? - Harry was just...
一起散会步吧 - 哈里刚才
- Come on. - Oh... yep.
快来 - 啊 好吧
Are you all right? You having a good day?
你还好吗 怎么了？
Uh... yeah. Are you all right?
嗯还行 你没事吧？
Yeah, let's just pop round the corner.
没事 我们去那边角落说吧
Why don't you just tell me what's going on?
你要么直接告诉我发生什么事了
OK, yeah, um...
嗯 好
All right, so, uh...
好吧
Like, this is a weird time to do this,
我知道这种时候说很奇怪
but I need to tell you something,
但我想亲口告诉你
and I don't want you to hear it from someone else.
我不想让你从其他人口中先听到
Uh... what?
是什么？
OK, basically...
好 就是
Just before we met, before we starting going out, I was...
在我们相识之前 开始约会之前 我当时
I was hooking up with Claire.
我当时和克莱尔搞在一起
I said that that hadn't happened since uni,
我说是大学毕业后就没在一起了
and it did a bunch of times,
但其实毕业后也有过几次
and it was nothing, but I should have told you,
但真的不算什么的 而我很早就应该告诉你了
- and I'm really sorry. - Pete, I don't understand...
我真的很抱歉 - 皮特 我不懂
There is nothing going on with Claire. OK?
我和克莱尔之间什么也没有发生 好吗？
But I get that now that I'm saying it now,
我知道现在这么说就好像
it's like a thing...
有什么事一样
- I'm fucking sorry. - No, but... you did tell me.
我真的很对不起 - 没事 但你已经告诉过我了
- When? - Um...
什么时候？
Ages ago. When we started dating, I guess.
好多年前了 差不多是我们刚开始约会的时候
- What the fuck's wrong with me? - Whoo...
我他妈到底有什么毛病
Hey, come here.
来抱一下
Babe, please, please try and relax.
宝贝 真的拜托你 放松一点 好吗
So, Harry didn't say anything to you, then? About me...
所以哈里什么都没有和你说？
- We were just chatting. Pete? - Yeah, OK. Right.
我们只是在闲聊而已 皮特 - 好吧
There is something wrong, right?
但是就是有点奇怪 好吧
- I was going through his bag... - Pete!
我正在翻他的包 -皮特
Yeah, I know.
我知道这样不好
I really hate Harry.
但我真的很讨厌皮特
He's, he's...
他 他真的
He's a bit of a tit. - Yeah, he's a fucking clown,
他实在有点混账 - 是啊他就是个小丑
and you haven't had enough sleep.
而且你没睡好
He is ruining my birthday.
他在毁掉我的生日派对
Come on. Let's get you to bed.
来吧 先睡会觉
Why?
为什么？
Let's put that little psycho brain to bed, eh?
让小疯子休息一会 好吗
Little nap for the madman.
小狂人需要打个盹
I'll tuck you in.
我给你盖被子
Sorry I didn't wake you. You looked so adorable.
抱歉我没叫醒你 你睡着真的好可爱
This is amazing.
真的超棒的
Everyone's dressed as their favourite memory of you!
大家都装扮成了记忆中最好的你
What? That's so cool.
什么？太厉害了
OK, uh... So, uh...
所以 啊
Spicy wings challenge!
辣鸡翅挑战！
Yes, but you have to take this shot.
对 所以你得干了这杯
- Thank you. - Petie, Petie... Petie!
谢谢 - 小皮 小皮 快看
Oh, my God...
天
Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby?
每天吃睡玩 对吧！
My favourite T-shirt, yeah. That was just left in my room...
是我留在房间的那件T恤 我最爱那件了
Oh, my God...
天啊
This is fucking amazing!
太牛逼了
Um, guys, this is... This is incredible.
大家 真的 实在是太厉害了
And yeah... Well, I'll just keep this really brief.
所以啊 我尽量简短点
Thank you so much and... to you guys!
真的非常谢谢大家 敬你们！
And to Sonia, because she's the new member of the gang.
还有索尼娅 她是我们的新成员嘛
Oh, I think that might be Pete's surprise.
皮特的大惊喜来了
Ace!
王牌来了！
OK, um... without further ado,
好 废话不多说
may I introduce...
请让我介绍
Pete!
皮特！
Sorry I'm late - I was doing charity work.
抱歉我迟到了 都是因为我在做慈善工作
Anyone want to hear about the refugees I've been saving?
谁想听我拯救难民的伟大事迹？
What the fuck?
什么东西？
Oh, Fake Pete, do sit down, won't you?
假假皮特 快来坐下吧
Thank you very much, although I don't think I will,
非常感谢 但还是不了
because it might hurt the environment.
因为可能会影响环境
Dad had something similar at his 60th.
我爸在六十岁的时候也办过类似的
It was opera singers pretending to be waiters.
是让一个歌剧演唱家假扮成服务员
OK.
好
So, Fake Pete, have you had a nice birthday?
假假皮特 生日过得怎么样？
Oh, yes. Indeed I have.
过得确实开心
But I have to say,
但我还是要抱怨一下
there haven't been enough girls for me to shag.
女孩太少了都不够我翻炒的
Excuse me, how rude!
抱歉 也太失礼了吧
There've been two gorgeous girls here this whole time.
这里可是有两位美得不可方物的女生呢
Yes! How thoughtless, Fake Pete!
就是啊 太没远见了 假假皮特！
Sorry, Fig, I'm not into posh girls.
抱歉菲格 上流女生我看不上呢
I like 'em edgy and from up north, like Sonia.
我更中意那种来自北方的边缘女生 比如索尼娅
I wish I was northern, too.
我要也是北方的就好了
Ayup!
中！
Pete, have you got any questions for yourself?
皮特 你有什么问题想问自己吗
Um, are you the guy from the shoot?
你是射击场的那个男生吗
Yeah.
是的
Come on, mate, play the game.
拜托 兄弟 投入一点嘛
Fake Pete, describe your character in three words.
假假皮特 用三个词来形容你自己
Obsessed with talking about charity.
沉迷讨论慈善工作
- That's five words, mate. - And anal.
都超过三个词了 - 还有菊花
Yes!
没错！
And I've got a big secret I haven't revealed...
而且我还有惊天大秘密
Ooh...!
哇哦
Wow, guys, this is a little bit weird.
大家 这样不好吧
Earlier today, I pretended to know who Chris Ofili was.
之前我还假装自己知道克里斯奥菲利是谁
Yes! At least I admitted it.
就是 至少我还光明正大地承认了
Who wrote these lines for you?
谁给你写的台词？
OK, Fake Pete, Fake Pete,
好了 假假皮特 假假皮特
what is your biggest fear?
你最害怕什么？
That no one really likes me, and I abandon my friends,
害怕没人喜欢我 但我又抛弃了我的朋友
and that I don't really have a personality.
同时还没有一点个性
This is horrible, actually.
这也太过分了
Yeah, mate. That's... too far.
是啊 确实有点太过了
Sorry. Must not have taken me herbal pills...
抱歉哦 是因为我还没吃我的草本药片呢
gettin' the fear.
要发狂啦
Woof-woof!
汪汪！
- OK, do me. Do me. - "Do you"?
好 吐槽我 槽我 - "槽你"?
You would say that... Claire is so in love with me.
就知道你会这么说 克莱尔真的好爱我
No, she's not!
她才没有
OK, it's a joke, Pete! He's not actually you.
皮特 只是个笑话而已 他又不是真的你
Come on, do me, Pete. Who am I? Woof-woof!
快点 槽我 皮特 我是谁！汪汪！
Ooh! Harry!
啊 哈里
Is it Harry, or is it...
是因为哈里呢 还是
I could swear I recognise you from somewhere.
我发誓我一定在哪里见过你
In fact, I definitely know who you are.
或者说 我绝对知道你是谁
And it's making me freak out!
这个事实都快把我逼疯啦
- Ruff-ruff! - Come on,
汪 汪 - 拜托
let 'em in on the big secret. Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof!
快说那个惊天大秘密 我是谁！皮特 汪汪！
Come on! Woof-woof!
快点 汪汪！
- Woof-woof, come on! - Woof-woof!
汪汪 快点！- 汪汪 - 汪汪
Come on, who am I, Pete? Woof-woof!
快点啊 我是谁啊皮特 汪汪
Pete, what's he talking about? Who is he?
皮特 他在说什么 他是谁？
I'll tell her if you don't, Pete.
要是你不告诉她那我就说了
- Come on! - You know who it is!
快点嘛 - 你知道是谁的！
- Woof-woof! - Pete, who is he?
汪汪！ - 皮特 他是谁啊
- Fucking hell, mate! - Come on!
他妈快说啊 - 拜托！
All right, I'll say!
我说行了吧！
I can't believe you're here.
很难相信居然是你
Look, I was fucking fifteen when this happened, OK?
事情发生的时候我才十五好吗
I was a kid. Just, like, a stupid dick!
我就是个孩子 就是个蠢货
Me and this other guy...
我和另外一个小孩
would prank phone call this girl.
会打恶作剧电话给一个女孩
I recognised her on your phone.
我从你锁屏壁纸上认出来了
She lived at the end of our street. Um...
她就住在我们街道尽头
And she was, like, a little bit slow.
她行动有些迟钝
And she was really scared of dogs.
而且她真的很怕狗
And, uh, we used to call her up...
所以我们就打电话给她
and bark down the phone.
在听筒里学狗叫
And we thought it was funny.
我们觉得很好玩
But one day she suffocated herself with a plastic bag...
但是有一天她用塑料袋把自己憋死了
in her parents' bathroom.
在她父母浴室
We were questioned by the police,
我们被警察问话
but, you know, what could they do really?
但是他们能做什么
No one blamed us.
没人怪我们
Except for her brother.
除了她兄弟
He used to come round my house, and I'd just...
他以前常来我们家
run upstairs.
而我却只会跑上楼
Let my parents deal with it.
让我的父母去摆平
I was such a coward.
我当时真是个怂逼
Mate...
兄弟
I'm so sorry.
我真的很对不起
Don't be.
不需要
Why?
为什么
Cos that's not me, mate.
因为那不是我啊
Who are you, then?
那你是谁
I'm Plank!
我是普兰克啊
Plank? The wizard guy from uni?
普兰克? 那个大学时装扮成法师的人？
Yeah.
对啊
That was sort of the surprise, mate.
其实那个就是惊喜
Yeah.
是的
The lads looked me up on Facebook.
其他人在脸书上联系到我
Told me to come down to surprise you.
让我来给你个惊喜
You know, remind you of the good old days.
让你能想起以前的时光
No, sorry, I don't understand. What was all the barking, then?
抱歉我真的没懂 那学狗叫是为什么
Well, cos you made me kiss that dog that night, do you remember?
那是因为那天晚上你让我亲了一只狗啊 你忘了吗
Then I made you kiss it back, which you did.
然后我让你也亲回去 你确实也亲了
Thought I'd just wind you up about it, you sicko.
我只是想提醒一下开个玩笑啊 你个疯子
Why are you wearing a plastic bag on your head?
那你为什么头上套个塑料袋
Well, cos you hoovered up that bag of coke before, didn't you?
因为你以前直接吸了一整袋可卡因
That's my favourite memory of you.
这是我记忆中最好的你
No, I didn't, actually!
我没有做过
And all that dog stuff is bullshit.
你说的狗的事情也在瞎掰
I would never make anyone do that.
我绝对不会逼其他人做那种事的
Look, this is...
听着 这个真的
This is her. That's...
这就是她啊
I just didn't recognise her on your phone
我只是刚开始没认出来
because she's younger in this photo.
因为她本人比照片年轻
Hang on, that's my kid.
等等 那是我女儿啊
What have you got a picture of my kid on your phone for?
而且你干嘛要拍一张我女儿的照片存手机里
Fuck off! That...
真是够了
Look, he's clearly turning you guys against me, OK?
听着 他就是故意让你们和我作对 好吗
He is the one that told Claire I was gonna propose to Sonia!
就是他告诉克莱尔我要向索尼娅求婚的
What?
什么？
You're gonna propose?
你要求婚？
Oh, for fuck's sake, Pete!
天啊 皮特
No, I mean...
没有
Look, you don't have to say anything.
你不用现在就回答的
- Let's talk about it later. - Yeah, of course.
这事我们之后再说 - 好
Claire, sorry...
克莱尔 对不起
Look, did Harry... Did Harry tell you about my engagement?
哈里 哈里有告诉你我要订婚吗
No, Pete. I just guessed.
没有的 皮特 我只是猜到了而已
You seemed happy.
你看起来很快乐
Why would you be worried if Claire knew?
而且你为什么要担心克莱尔会不会知道
Look, guys, he fucking tried to spike me.
真的 大家 他甚至尝试给我下药
OK? He swapped around my pills.
好吧？他故意把我药换了
- What pills are those? - Oh, 'Herbal Kalms'.
什么药？ - 草本安心片
Um... actually, that was me, dude.
其实是我干的
I slipped a pinger in one of the things.
我换了颗摇头丸进去
Thought it'd be jokes cos they're the same size.
本来想开个玩笑 因为大小完全一样
If you're not gonna use it, can I have it back, please?
要是你不吃的话能还给我吗
No!
不行
I stamped on them.
我都已经踩碎了
Wait, so... So, you haven't been taking your pills?
等等 所以你最近都没有吃药吗？
Oh, Pete...
皮特
They're Herbal Kalms, for fuck's sake!
就是个草本安心片啊 不是什么药啊妈的
So, like, what's going on?
到底是怎么了啊
Why are you being so fucking mean?
你为什么要对我这么刻薄？
What's Fake Pete about? What's the message there?
弄一个假的我出来干嘛 是想表达什么？
That I'm a phoney?
是说我是个骗子吗？
Just a joke, mate. Bit of a roast.
就是开玩笑而已 整蛊一样
There is no conspiracy here, Pete.
没有任何其他想法的 皮特
The whole world doesn't revolve around you
整个世界不会围着你转
just because you've done some charity work.
就因为你做了点慈善工作
And have you asked me once what I've been up to?
而且你哪怕有一次问过我最近有在做什么吗
What George is doing?
还是说问过乔治？
Do you even know what we do?
你是不是连我们做什么工作都不知道？
Yeah, of course I do!
我当然知道啊
You work in finance!
是金融方面的
Babe, they do Corporate Law,
宝贝 他们是做公司法律的
but no one's being mean to you, OK?
但是没人对你刻薄 好吗
Take it from me.
我向你保证
Oh, my God, so now you're in on it.
所以你现在也是一伙的了？
In on what?
一伙什么？
Look, I fucking swear, it's Harry or Plank... or whatever.
听着 我他妈确信 不管是叫哈里还是普兰克还是什么
I just wanted to have a nice time with you this weekend,
我只是想和你过一个愉快的周末而已
- and he's ruined it. - Pete, it...
结果被他毁掉了 -皮特
It's not Plank.
毁掉的人不是普兰克
It's not us.
也不是我们
It's you, mate.
而是你自己
You've changed.
变了的人是你
Old Pete would have loved all this.
以前的皮特一定会喜欢这些活动的
I'm still old Pete!
我还是以前的皮特啊
I'm still Skippy!
我还是那个海王啊
Yeah, um...
说起这个
Who is this Skippy, by the way? Is it you?
你说的这个海王是谁 是你吗
Yeah, I was confused when you mentioned that earlier.
嗯你之前说到时我也没反应过来
Skippy is what you used to call me, right?
你们以前都叫我海王不是吗
As in "the skipper"...
是“海上领袖”啊
Cos I was captain of the party.
因为我是派对界呼风唤雨的老大哥啊
- Oh, my... - Oh, dear.
天 - 糟了
Bond's havin' a breakdown.
邦德奔溃咯
Someone give him a dog to cuddle!
谁快给他只狗抱一抱吧
Oh, fucking shut up, you fucking pikey cunt!
快他妈闭嘴吧 你个臭要饭的傻屄
Uh, I'm so hung over.
宿醉好难受
Listen, Sonia, about the whole engagement thing...
索尼娅 关于订婚的事情
I guess you, um...
我猜你
given everything that happened, and all the stuff I said...
鉴于之前发生的事情 还有我说的话
I would totally understand if you didn't want to marry me,
如果你不愿意嫁给我 或者当朋友的话
or go out anymore.
我完全可以理解
- I mean, would you? - No.
你愿意吗？ - 不愿意
Yeah, that makes sense.
嗯 这样很合理
Fucking hell, I called someone a 'pikey'.
真是 我居然骂别人臭要饭的
Not the worst thing you've done, though.
说得好像你没做过更糟的事一样
Pete, I'm joking.
皮特 我开玩笑呢
Of course I'll marry you.
我当然愿意嫁给你
What?
什么？
What... What do you mean?
是真的吗？
Yeah, I'll marry you.
是啊 我嫁给你
- You're not joking? - No.
这次你不是在开玩笑了？ - 不是
Right.
好
That's great!
太好了
That's great.
太好了
You know the problem with you, don't you?
你知道自己有什么问题吧
You can't take a fucking joke.
你他妈连个玩笑都开不起
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